Yo mama's so fat she plays pool with the planets.
Yo mama
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Posts: 740 (07/08/03 23:48:54) I eat babies |
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matt518672 |
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Posts: 703 (07/10/03 12:42:39) |
Yo mama's so fat, she has her own area code.
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Observer13 |
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Posts: 740 (07/10/03 17:26:26) I eat babies |
Yo mama's so fat she has to keep pesos in one pocket and yen in the other.
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Vash Spiegel |
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Posts: 416 (07/10/03 18:12:25) |
Yo mama's so fat, she died of a heart attack. Wait, that's not funny.
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matt518672 |
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Posts: 703 (07/11/03 11:38:39) |
Yo mama's so fat that NASA satellites once went into orbit around her.
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Observer13 |
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Posts: 740 (07/11/03 22:55:02) I eat babies |
Yo mama's so stupid she studied for a blood test and failed.
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Vash Spiegel |
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Posts: 416 (07/12/03 09:16:17) |
Your mother is so completely devoid of intellect that she received a 13 on her ACT.
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Observer13 |
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Posts: 740 (07/12/03 17:25:01) I eat babies |
Yo mama's so stupid she makes PsiProne look smart.
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Vash Spiegel |
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Posts: 416 (07/13/03 12:44:00) |
Damn, that's in the realm of brain damaged rhesus monkey stupid. Hmm, even then....
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matt518672 |
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Posts: 703 (07/15/03 13:50:05) |
Yo mama's so ugly that whenever she looks in a mirror, it shatters.
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Vash Spiegel |
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Posts: 416 (07/15/03 14:57:26) |
Yo mama's so telepathic that she sends the shards hurtling around the room with dance disco fever.
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Observer13 |
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Posts: 740 (07/30/03 19:08:40) I eat babies |
Yo mama's so fat she uses a satilite dish as a ceral bowl.
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Vash Spiegel |
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Posts: 416 (07/31/03 06:41:13) |
Maybe she just likes cereal, you ever thought of that? And her eyes are too big for her stomach, and only eats a few spoonfuls, before she runs to the bathroom and shoves a finger down her throat.
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Observer13 |
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Posts: 740 (08/02/03 11:37:40) I eat babies |
Yo mama's so fat that she has smaller fat women in orbit of her.
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matt518672 |
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Posts: 703 (08/02/03 20:20:58) |
Yo mama so fat dat when me drive 'round her, me run out o' gas!
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Observer13 |
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Posts: 740 (08/02/03 22:35:39) I eat babies |
Yeah I remember that.
Yo mama's so fat she's fat. |
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Vash Spiegel |
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Posts: 416 (08/02/03 22:38:52) |
Now that's fat.
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matt518672 |
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Posts: 703 (08/09/03 21:11:01) |
Yo mama's so ugly that when the Dodo's looked at her, they died off.
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Observer13 |
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Posts: 740 (08/09/03 21:13:09) I eat babies |
Yo mama's so old she calls the galaxy "junior".
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matt518672 |
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Posts: 703 (08/10/03 16:07:43) |
Yo mama's so fat that when she walks, she causes an earthquake.
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Vash Spiegel |
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Posts: 416 (08/10/03 19:20:29) |
Your mom's so stupid, she didn't know the square root of a hypotenuse, divided by the tangential ratio, in expanded notation.
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