Yo mama's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama
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Posts: 740 (08/17/03 18:52:02) I eat babies |
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Vash Spiegel |
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Posts: 416 (08/17/03 20:41:46) |
I watch it in slow motion, so it takes me about 3. YOUR MOMMA!
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Observer13 |
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Posts: 740 (08/17/03 21:31:16) I eat babies |
Yo mama's so stupid she fell up the stairs.
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Cyber Tigger |
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Posts: 1 (08/21/03 20:30:17) |
Yo mamas so fat she eats whale omeletes for breakfast.
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Observer13 |
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Posts: 740 (08/28/03 12:53:25) I eat babies |
Yo mama's so old she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
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Vash Spiegel |
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Posts: 416 (09/25/03 23:49:00) |
And then they sodomized her in the basement, right? No, wait, that was Pulp Fiction.
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Observer13 |
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Posts: 740 (10/08/03 19:57:09) I eat babies |
Hey Vash, I took a picture of you mom and put it on the internet. Here it is:
www.nosgoth.net/Soul_Reav...ahscan.JPG |
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Vash Spiegel |
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Posts: 416 (03/21/04 01:37:42) |
Well, she only looks like that in the morning. You should see her at night, she looks more like Cthulhu. Which is both better than yo momma, a splitting image of Star Jones.
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matt518672 |
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Posts: 703 (04/02/04 13:13:50) |
Vash, yo mama is so ugly that when she went to the beach, everyone ran.
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Vash Spiegel |
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Posts: 416 (04/05/04 22:28:40) |
That was, hands down, the worst 'yo mama' diss ever. Here's a medal, honoring how bad it was, but don't give it to your mother, because she'll stick it up her @#%$.
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Vash Spiegel |
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Posts: 416 (04/05/04 22:29:03) |
And by @#%$ I mean vagina.
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Posts: 703 (04/06/04 13:48:31) |
Yo mama is so slow that she finishes the Boston Marathon on Christmas day.
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Posts: 740 (07/12/05 18:52:51) I eat babies |
Yo mama's so poor, I saw her kicking a can across the street, and when I asked her what she was doing, she said, "Moving".
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Posts: 703 (03/24/06 18:06:41) |
Yo mama so fat that when she tripped on 4th street, she landed on 28th street.
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